Here We Are Like Frogs Oblivious


So this is a blog where I write sometimes. What I write about is a little diverse; short stories, poetry, about video games, music, and general nerdery. I enjoy reblogging things I think are cool, and if you think I am cool follow me and stuff. I'll more than likely do the same. Have fun.

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chinchillaghosts:

thatonemermaid:

bibbitybobbitywho:

webothlikeabe:

xjmaex:

toocooltobehipster:

“can’t walk, must crawl to support unbalanced frame” omg

Calm the f down with Barbie. Pretty damn sure that the creators didn’t design her so that people could obsess about how they don’t look like her and how she isn’t as humanly accurate as possible. She’s a damn doll!! You want to talk about a doll that is outrageous as far as proportions go? Pick on Bratz. (if you absolutely need to)

Seriously though… I NEVER noticed these as a kid, and I don’t think other kids do until an adult points it out.
The only think that made me upset about my weight as a kid was shopping- I couldn’t wear the same clothes as my friends because they didn’t make them in my size. Never did a toy or a movie make me upset.

I’m annoyed with this too. I’ve been hearing it a lot lately. LET IT GO SHE IS A FREAKING TOYWhat about Weebles, Lego people, or Bratz dolls as stated above. Why aren’t they under attack for being unrealistic? And Barbie stands for some AMAZING things. “Be who you want to be” is the Barbie motto. How is that supposed to be damaging in any way?I love Barbie, I don’t even care.

No one criticizes Bratz because one already exists: Kim Kardashian.

Ya’ll have to realize that DOLLS ARE OFTEN OUT OF PROPORTION BECAUSE THEY’RE DOLLS
I mean…sure why not have a heavier barbie doll? but…honest to god I am so tired of people picking on barbie for being ‘unrealistic’
she may have shit proportions compared to a human I guess
but she has been everything from a doctor to an astronaut
and I can’t think of any other mainstream dolls that do that


Don’t forget the totally off proportioned breast size that will ruin her back…in two seconds.

chinchillaghosts:

thatonemermaid:

bibbitybobbitywho:

webothlikeabe:

xjmaex:

toocooltobehipster:

“can’t walk, must crawl to support unbalanced frame” omg

Calm the f down with Barbie. Pretty damn sure that the creators didn’t design her so that people could obsess about how they don’t look like her and how she isn’t as humanly accurate as possible. She’s a damn doll!! You want to talk about a doll that is outrageous as far as proportions go? Pick on Bratz. (if you absolutely need to)

Seriously though… I NEVER noticed these as a kid, and I don’t think other kids do until an adult points it out.

The only think that made me upset about my weight as a kid was shopping- I couldn’t wear the same clothes as my friends because they didn’t make them in my size. Never did a toy or a movie make me upset.

I’m annoyed with this too. I’ve been hearing it a lot lately. LET IT GO SHE IS A FREAKING TOY
What about Weebles, Lego people, or Bratz dolls as stated above. Why aren’t they under attack for being unrealistic?
And Barbie stands for some AMAZING things. “Be who you want to be” is the Barbie motto. How is that supposed to be damaging in any way?
I love Barbie, I don’t even care.

No one criticizes Bratz because one already exists: Kim Kardashian.

Ya’ll have to realize that DOLLS ARE OFTEN OUT OF PROPORTION BECAUSE THEY’RE DOLLS

I mean…sure why not have a heavier barbie doll? but…honest to god I am so tired of people picking on barbie for being ‘unrealistic’

she may have shit proportions compared to a human I guess

but she has been everything from a doctor to an astronaut

and I can’t think of any other mainstream dolls that do that

Don’t forget the totally off proportioned breast size that will ruin her back…in two seconds.

Source: edctennesse

vondell-swain:

WE’RE GETTING hACKED THIS IS SERIOUS MOVE OVER WE NEED TWO PEOPLE ON THIS KEYBOARD

I love NCIS, but his was one of the best, wtf moments ever.

Source: vondell-swain

hideway:

source-of-the-light:

Joanna Newsom

(◡‿◡✿)

One does not simply understand how big a crush I have on her. (now just imagine boromir saying that and that I am boromir)

Source: source-of-the-light

edwardspoonhands:

Just got this in my inbox! AMAZING!! Are there any skilled trumpet players out there to fill in the gap for these guys? I love ska.

And that is why hank green wins. Ska 4 life.

Source: edwardspoonhands

thefrogman:

Enemies tremble in fear whenever Pinkeye is near. 

[thereisaponyforthat]

THIS!!!

Source: thereisaponyforthat

eschergirls:

Her legs say she’s walking away.  Her upper half says she’s challenging me to a fight.  I’m confused.

Could be worse. Could be taki.

eschergirls:

Her legs say she’s walking away.  Her upper half says she’s challenging me to a fight.  I’m confused.

Could be worse. Could be taki.

Source: eschergirls

mowensson:

sonnyyonno:

kingcobranumberonecobra:

Happy National Masturbation Month!

Resource of the Day:

  • It’s Just Sex: a comprehensive tumblr with links to documentaries, Q & A about a variety of sexual behaviors and staying safe

FUKKIN LOOOOOOOL

cant argue facts

is this real life? this cant be real life

Dude it is totally a thing.

Source: lazysmirk

This is the mess I’ve made, these are the words I can’t erase, this is my life support shutting down for the final time and it twists like a blade and kills me for the rest of my life.
— less than jake (via danniideephillips)

I enjoy playing this song immensely.

Source: girlyandvintage

Fantastic.

Source: lordofthemeangirls

I need to make a message on my guitar that says, “this machine proves I am a n00b.”

I need to make a message on my guitar that says, “this machine proves I am a n00b.”

Source: youcantgetamanwithagun